let’s talk love, shall we?

like, for example, how i love my laptop but it’s being a little bitch right now and not working properly. no, that’s not the kind of love i’m talking about… but my laptop is seriously being dumb.

i’m talking about… CONSUMER’S HOLIDAY LOVE! the best kind of love EVER! in other words, valentine’s day. now, before i begin my glorious  rant, let me just start by saying that no, i am not against valentine’s day because i don’t have a love in my life. just to clarify. my mother is not always right, and this is not the reason for my bitterness.
i disagree with valentine’s day, for many reasons. on top of it being “single’s awareness day” (which is the absolute least important reason i hold for despising such a pathetic holiday), it’s just an easy scam for consumer’s to milk you for your money. seriously. do you really need a box of heart shaped chocolates? and do you actually need to buy cards for your family and loved ones just because it’s february 14th? apparently, yes. however, i don’t really give a flying fuck as to what people choose to spend their money on. hell, i’m no saint! i can throw away my money just as easily as everybody else. the reason why i don’t truly understand the purpose of valentine’s day, is because if you love someone, shouldn’t it be “valentine’s day” EVERY day? do you really need a “holiday” (which isn’t even an actual holiday because everybody still has to work, and nobody gets extra cash for it), to tell someone you love them? no, no you don’t. and if you do, you’re just as pathetic  as the holiday.
now, like i stated at first, it’s not because i spent valentine’s day alone. even if i was in a relationship (and thank goodness i’m not), i would still hate valentine’s day. and i actually didn’t spend it alone. i got drunk with the love of my life, tequila… and my second family of course. i couldn’t have asked for a better valentine’s day. even though my casual fuck decided he was “too tired” to get it up and i didn’t get laid at all this weekend (minor details, right?)… it was still good.

so that’s basically my weekend.

i went back to my home town on friday, saw valentine’s day with my “sister”. OH, i was also supposed to get paid friday and didn’t. an e-mail was sent out saying i’d have it saturday at noon, and i didn’t see my money until today, because monday was a holiday (family day, in ontario). saturday, we went to her dad’s for dinner and hung out. and his physco girlfriend was there. seriously, she’s looped. i’m not even going to BEGIN to tell you the many mental stories that come with being in her presence. i was supposed to hit up the bar that night, but my sister’s not really into the bar scene. so she basically twat-blocked me. yeah, it sucked. ohh well. my plan? multiple fuck buddies. yeah, it’s a little trashy, but it happens. i have needs too. and it’s not like i’m going to fuck any guy with a dick. nuh-huh. i have standards, and they’re relatively high.

you might think i’m trashy, a little too hardcore. but in my neck of the woods, i’m just the girl next door. hey, i’m a redneck woman, i ain’t no high class broad. i’m  just a product of my raisin’.

tonight, after work, i watched “the goods”, because my family was quoting it all weekend, and i felt it appropriate to watch since i work for a car dealership. it’s pretty funny. definitely some good quotes. lmao. and then i watched “angus, thongs, and full frontal snogging”. it’s based off the series by louise rennison. HYSTERICAL books, and the movie did a really good job at following what happened in the book. i was pretty impressed, canadian and american-made movies suck shit when it comes to following books.

anyways, i’m gonna creep fb. and make a cd to pass the drive to work tomorrow. :)

xo.

oh, oh, oh.

p.s. i have the PERFECT idea as to where i can get my bang on.
i just have to wait for a mild day/night. so HURRY THE FUCK UP SUMMER!